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Where's his junk?

Fact: Chewbacca is seven and a half feet tall. Fact: Chewbacca doesn’t wear any clothes.

So, how come no one’s ever seen any Wookiee twigs and berries?

He’s hairy but not that hairy.

Are Wookiee’s not anatomically correct? Could this account for their short tempers? I need to know!


  1. Gorillas, silverbacks … 4cm penis & small testicules . The more dominant the smaller the genitalia; Fits the Wookiees as per evolution . The theory of evolution can’t be limited to our galaxy ;)

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