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“Simon Clash: The Galaxy’s Greatest Hero” Published in Nature’s Futures

Nature's FuturesMy space opera tale about a hero and his robot sidekick who specialize in saving princesses has been published in Nature’s Futures.

Here’s the opening to “Simon Clash: The Galaxy’s Greatest Hero”:

A brzzt-brzzt-brzzt came stuttering through the air as we sped over the black sands of Desolation. Something hit the repulsor-cycle’s rear fin, sending it into a vicious spin. Ja-bot was immediately thrown. I fought to regain control, and had nearly stopped the ever-widening gyre, but the cycle caught the edge of a dune and pitched me into the burning sand.

You can read the entire story at the Futures website.

You can read about what inspired the story here.

“No Place for a Hero” on StarShipSofa Podcast

StarShipSofaThe fine folks at StarShipSofa featured my superhero story “No Place for a Hero” on their podcast last month.

You can listen to it here.

The story was originally published in Galaxy’s Edge Magazine and reprinted in “The Best of Galaxy’s Edge 2013-2014″ anthology.

“Do Stand-Up Bots Dream of Electric Hecklers?” Published in Perihelion SF

perihelion_logoMy story about a stand-up comedian robot has been published in Perihelion Science Fiction.

Here’s the opening to “Do Stand-Up Bots Dream of Electric Hecklers?”:

Harold was sitting toilet, reading the holo-paper, when the stand-up bot began an impromptu set. Harold had come to hate the metallic hack with the ferocity he usually reserved for people who dog-eared old print books or got those ridiculous data-streaming bionic eyes.

You can read the entire story at Perihelion SF.

“6 Attempts at Winning Jennifer’s Heart” & “No Place for a Hero” Reprinted

I love me reprints.

Getting paid once for a story is nice, but getting paid twice? Now that’s sweet!

I had two big reprints in the past few months.

The first was “No Place for a Hero,” which was originally published in Galaxy’s Edge Magazine in November 2014. In December it made its way into “The Best of Galaxy’s Edge 2013-2014 ” anthology, along with stories by Larry Niven, Mercedes Lackey, and Ken Liu.

You can pick it up at Amazon as a paperback or ebook.

If reading isn’t your thing, “No Place for a Hero” will be podcast on StarShipSofa on February 18th. So look for that too. This little story sure has been making the rounds since it was published only a few months ago!

In January “6 Attempts at Winning Jennifer’s Heart” was reprinted in the “Flash Fiction Online 2014 Anthology,” the publication’s first annual anthology. It was originally published in Flash Fiction Online in August 2014. The anthology also includes stories by Caroline M. Yoachim, Bonnie Jo Stufflebeam, and Stewart C. Baker.

It’s available at Amazon as an ebook.

“Head to Head” Published in Triptych Tales

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My story about a redneck telepath has been published by Triptych Tales.

Here’s the opening to “Head to Head”:

The voice of God spoke inside Walter’s head. He had his doubts, of course, but eight years of Catholic school are hard to shake off. So he played along — you know, just in case.

He had confessed to five of the seven deadly sins before finally calling the voice’s bluff. “I don’t think God would say ‘Dang’!”

You can read the entire story at Triptych Tales

 

“No Place for a Hero” Published in Galaxy’s Edge Magazine

Galaxy's Edge Magazine #11 CoverMy story about a superhero named Bernie has been published in Galaxy’s Edge, edited by Mike Resnick.

Here’s the opening to “No Place for a Hero”:

Bernard Kowalski destroyed the Verrazano Bridge during the Friday rush.

But there are three important things to keep in mind: It was unintentional, no one died, and he caught the bank robbers he was chasing. It was a classic superhero feat. They should have given him a ticker-tape parade.

Instead he got thirty years in prison.

You can read the entire story on the Galaxy’s Edge website for free (for a limited time). Go here: http://www.galaxysedge.com/n3.htm

I’m in good company. The issue also features stories by Robert Silverberg, Maureen McHugh, Alex Shvartsman, and Jack McDevitt, among others.

You can buy copies through Amazon or Barnes and Noble.

Subscriptions are available here.

 

“The Zombie Who Had a Name” Published in Bardic Tales and Sage Advice (Volume VI)

My short story “The Zombie Who Had a Name” has been reprinted in Bardic Tales and Sage Advice (Volume VI). This is my first reprint.

The story was among the winners of Bards and Sages Quarterly’s 2013 Readers Choice Awards.

I’ll be talking about the story and whatever other questions people have for me at the eFestival of Words Virtual Book Fair this Saturday (August 23rd) at 3:30 pm ET.

Buy Bardic Tales and Sage Advice (Volume VI) at Amazon

“6 Attempts at Winning Jennifer’s Heart” Published at Flash Fiction Online

My short short story “6 Attempts at Winning Jennifer’s Heart” has been published at Flash Fiction Online.

I wrote this story for the Weekend Warrior contest at the Codex Writers’ Group. In the contest, you’re given a prompt on Friday night and have until Sunday to submit a 750-word (or less) story. I never thought I’d be able to finish a story in that time, but I did and I sold it to a pro market!

Read it here.

Weird Tales #362 Cover & Table of Contents Revealed

Weird Tales #362 Weird Tales has announced the table of contents for issue #362, which contains my story “From the Casebook of Dead Jack, Zombie P.I.: The Amorous Ogre.” They’ve also released the amazing cover, which was designed by Jeff Wong with an image from Danielle Tunstall. The issue should be out soon.

Undead Theme:

  • #rising by Cynthia Ward
  • Ink by Bob Fingerman
  • Happy Hunting Ground by Andrew J. Wilson
  • Until I come Again by Justin Gustainis
  • The Waves from Afar by Kurt Fawver
  • Darkling I Listen by Keris McDonald
  • Therapeutic by Tim McDaniel
  • The Bride of the Vampire by Ron Goulart
  • One Day at a Time by Charles Black
  • From the Casebook of Dead Jack, Zombie P.I.: The Amorous Ogre by James Aquilone

Unthemed Fiction:

  • Letting Go by Jamie Lackey
  • Coven House by David C. Smith
  • Thinking of You by Nicholas Knight
  • The Game of Bear by M.R. James & Helen Grant
  • Formidable Terrain by Elizabeth Bear
  • The Impression by Ramsey Campbell

Poetry:

  • Severity by Arinn Dembo
  • Occult Warning by Karl Würf & Darrell Schweitzer
  • City Out of Time by Brian Lumley
  • MoonRise by Jill Bauman
  • Flash Fiction Horror Show by Jane Yolen

Interview with Joyce Carol Oates by Danel Olson

90th Anniversary Fiction – Slaughter House by Carole Bugge

One Author for the Rest of Your Life

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Imagine, if you will, being allowed to read only one author for the rest of you natural life. Who would you choose? What criteria would you use to make the best choice?

This was the very question I posed to a group of speculative fiction writers for SF Signal’s latest Mind Meld feature. Interestingly, not one of them chose the same author. For the record, I’d take Stephen King.

You can check it out the Mind Meld here.

So who would be your forever author…?